We were indeed up at the crazy hour of 6am in order to be on time for our big trip! This particular part of our trip had proved the most tricky to organise. We’d wanted to travel on the Bernina Express which is one of the most scenic train rides in the world. However, the logistics of organising this when staying in Lenno at our hotel were too complex. In the end we opted for a compromise which was a day trip that included a one hour journey on a regional train (as opposed to the tourist train) but up exactly the same spectacular trainline.
So after a quick breakfast provided by the hotel’s night porter, we made our way up to the meeting point on the main road opposite Lenno post office. The sun was only just coming up and the lake looked beautiful and golden.
We were actually a bit early but our coach arrived bang on time and we met our driver Luca and our English guide, Julia. We were the first in the coach but we then picked up more people in Tremezzo, Cadenobia (off the ferry from Bellagio) and Mennagio. The coach was almost full by the time we’d collected everyone.
The first part of the journey took us along the shore of Lake Como heading north. It’s very narrow roads and I was very glad I was not driving, this was much more relaxing. At the top of the lake there is more space and apparently this is where the more energetic Germans and Dutch like to hang out in their motorhomes whilst they windsurf.
We then entered the valley of Valtellina. Julia described to us the activities of this long, prosperous farming region. The south facing mountainsides were covered in vineyards in tiny terraces making it a very difficult place to grow grapes. She told us about the best wines being designated DOCG (Denomination of Guaranteed and Controlled Origin) and named a few of the best : Grumello, Inferno, and Sassella. They’re all based on the ancient Roman grape of Nobello.
There were also apple orchards, wild strawberries, blueberries, corn and cows being farmed in the area which is also a bit of a foodie destination!
Our first stop was the town of Tirano. Famous as being the start of the Bernina Express Railway, for a miracle involving the Madonna appearing to some chap and telling him to build a great big church there and now famous for having the longest queues for the toilet in northern Italy. We made a serious error of judgement on our time here (50mins) as the cafe we chose only had one loo and of course , everyone headed here. This left us very little time for anything else but somehow we squeezed in a nose into the church with the massive organ, a photo of the train in front of said church and a purchase of a bottle of Inferno from the little supermarket! Happy days.
Back on the bus we now started to climb up the same route that the train took. It is very steep and scenic and we finally arrived at Poschiavo where we would board the train. In fact we had to wait as it was running 6 mins late which is unheard of in Switzerland (which we had by now entered). Our group had a carriage booked but it was all rather chaotic and by the time we’d boarded we’d managed to miss out on windows seats. Boo. This all made taking photos rather tricky. The good thing about this regional train as opposed to the Bernina Express is that the windows pull down and they’re BIG windows! As we were climbing upto 2,253metres above sea level it became distinctly chilly 🥶 but we kept the window on our side down all the way! Still the views as we climbed up amongst the pointy peaks, dirty, receding glaciers and turquoise lakes were stunning. We disembarked again at Diavolezza and were glad to get back on the coach to warm up!
From here it was just a 15 mins drive down into St Moritz, home of the rich and famous. We followed Julia’s advice and went with everyone else into Hauser’s Restaurant. Supposedly somewhere quick and relatively cheap to get something to eat. It was a bit of a surprise when the Rosti with Sausage we’d ordered to share cost 24 Euros!
Next we sampled the shopping in town…not for us Gucci or Valentino. No, we headed straight to the chocolate shop called Laderach. The prices were eye watering including one box which cost 280 Euros!! We found a bar of chocolate and a couple of truffles for a mere £10. Bargain. And they then gave us free pieces to try. Hurrah.
Back on the coach again and now we began our decent back down to Lake Como. This time we drove down the magnificent Malojapass dropping some 2000 metres in just 10mins. The twists and turns on this road made the Bealach na Ba in Scotland look like a walk in the park. I was very glad that Luca was driving, he really was an excellent driver.
Our final stop of the day was a brief visit to the very picturesque Italian village of Chiavenna. Here we made our way straight to the pretty bridge across the river and generally mooched about not falling for the old toilet and cafe faux pas!
We dropped everyone off along the route back along Lake Como until we were the last ones onboard. I got of the coach feeling like I’d been well and truly shaken up. What a busy day, we were both exhausted. We decided not to bother with dinner tonight but celebrated on the hotel front terrace with a beer and a few crisps. Perfect for planning what we’d be doing over the next few days as the weather looks like it might cheer up again.






























































































































